超级搞笑的英语对话~~~
<p>昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?” <br/> 老外：“hi.” </p><p> 前台小姐：“you have what thing?” </p><p> 老外：“can you speak english?” </p><p> 前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” </p><p> 老外：“can anybody else speak english? ” </p><p> 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” </p><p> 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” </p><p> 前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.” </p><p> 老外：“i want to speak to your head.” </p><p> 前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”</p><p><br/> 汝不可因惰而随心所睡，汝不可移志而半途而废。 <br/> 汝不可随性而追哥泡妹，汝不可因苦而哭天抹泪。 <br/> 汝不可因闷而夜夜买醉，汝不可求闲而叫苦喊累。 <br/> 汝不可因难而节节后退，汝不可推考而功亏一篑。 <br/> 汝不可省钱而资料不备，汝不可因败而万念俱灰。 </p><p><br/>以上有奇迹英语智能记忆提供，奇迹英语智能记忆 (<a href="http://cn.qjnet.net">http://cn.qjnet.net</a>)</p><p><br/></p> 晕死~~~呵呵 英语角看过滴.... 这样看起来英语真难学啊 0B,本来学英语,看了要越学越烂的````
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