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Annow 发表于 2006-9-28 00:15:00

女人一生要吃的一种药

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">品名</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">民间俗称老公，正式场合可称丈夫和夫婿；古称相公，线亦叫达令。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">成分</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">水，血液和脂肪，碳水化合物。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">性状</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">本品为细长条状糖衣片，表面涂有一般为蜜语、甜言等不实物，除去后呈浅褐色，外观与除去前略有差异；本品随时间推移，形状会有所改变，出现驼背、秃顶等现象，但不影响继续使用。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">主治功能</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">主治单身恐惧症及母爱泛滥等顽疾，对失恋和相思病也有明显效果。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">用法用量</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">建议一生一片。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">注意事项</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">本品合适用于单身之成年女性。服用时小心谨慎，如药品导致使用者出现鼻青、脸肿等现象，则必须马上鼎峙服用。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">规格</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">通常为</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">65 </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">千克至</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">75 </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">千克，如出现特殊情况，请找健康医师处理。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">收藏</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">常温下妥善保存，室内通风处最佳；如在室外，则需避免女性成群处。使用期间，尤忌本品夜不归宿。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">包装</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">各种西服、休闲服，并随即界变化随时更换。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">有效期</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">视幸福程度而定。最长可达一生，最短一天也可能失效。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">批准文号</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">正式批准文号见钻戒说明书内页。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">生产企业</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">老婆婆和老公公。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">禁忌</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">无论什么时候，妒不能说墨囊。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">特别提示</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">对重感情的女性要小心使用，随时会出现心伤或心碎等现象。</span></p>

温柔的红杉 发表于 2006-9-28 00:22:00

这药好值钱哦！

迷你飞天猪 发表于 2006-9-28 07:50:00

<font color="#3cc4c4"><strong>哈哈。</strong></font>

小强2008 发表于 2006-9-28 08:34:00

晕,偶还以为是那个……，看来要好好检讨了，思想不正啊

很白的小黑 发表于 2006-9-28 08:57:00

能吃么？

烟的味道 发表于 2006-9-28 10:12:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>小强2008</i>在2006-9-28 8:34:00的发言：</b><br/>晕,偶还以为是那个……，看来要好好检讨了，思想不正啊</div><p>哈哈...</p>

小强2008 发表于 2006-9-28 11:07:00

笑啥子？

27812682 发表于 2006-9-28 11:09:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>很白的小黑</i>在2006-9-28 8:57:00的发言：</b><br/>能吃么？</div><p>你自己试试看，，大概可以。。。</p>

隋文 发表于 2006-9-28 13:00:00

倒

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