somanysorry 发表于 2006-9-28 22:48:00

超狠的交报告（师生斗智）

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 52.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -52.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -5.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 大学里的公共科目。总有三四百人一起上课，秩序不好维持，教授为了管理方便。报告（存在软盘里的，哼哼，交了自然不还软盘滴）都要求上课前交到讲桌上，迟交是不计分的。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 52.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -52.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -5.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">某日上课。教授正讲得天花乱坠，忽见一位学生破门而入。手拿着刚赶出来的报告（软盘），大摇大摆的走进来，顿时所有学生的注意力都转移到这位学生身上。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 73.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 7.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">在他准备把报告放到软盘堆里时教授说话了：</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 52.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -52.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -5.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span>"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">这位同学你迟到也就算了。还打断我讲课，是很不礼貌的行为</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">而且报告在半小时前就不收了</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 52.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -52.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -5.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我们可以感到那教授为了表现他的修养已经把话说的很客气了，谁知那小子竟然提高了嗓子说：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">那你知道我是谁吗？？？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">全班一阵骚动。教授也怔了一怔说：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">实在抱歉，一班的学生都三四百人。我又不只教一班。我真的不知到你是谁</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">……"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">那小子喜出望外，把他的报告往那一堆软盘中一塞还一攉一溜烟的消失在门外。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 52.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -52.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -5.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">真是智勇双全，不过教授也不是省油的灯</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~~~</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">最后教授说：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">现在喊到名字的人上来把软盘拿回去回去发到我的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">yahoo</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">邮箱没人拿走的死当</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span></p>

跳跃的灵魂 发表于 2006-9-28 23:07:00

呵呵~~两个都狠的！

?｛詐丶ㄕ 发表于 2006-9-28 23:07:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>跳跃的灵魂</i>在2006-9-28 23:07:00的发言：</b><br/>呵呵~~两个都狠的！</div><p></p>亲爱的

Jessice 发表于 2006-9-28 23:08:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>黑桃鍠銗﹎飛</i>在2006-9-28 23:07:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p>亲爱的</div><p>又结婚了</p>

?｛詐丶ㄕ 发表于 2006-9-28 23:09:00

早结了

Jessice 发表于 2006-9-28 23:10:00

晓晓爱唱歌 发表于 2006-9-28 23:11:00

跳跃的灵魂 发表于 2006-9-28 23:12:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>黑桃鍠銗﹎飛</i>在2006-9-28 23:07:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p>亲爱的</div><p>谁说我LP不好咯？！</p>

?｛詐丶ㄕ 发表于 2006-9-28 23:13:00

么有　嘿嘿

晓晓爱唱歌 发表于 2006-9-28 23:13:00

你LP最好的

跳跃的灵魂 发表于 2006-9-28 23:15:00

LP 你以前好象……

?｛詐丶ㄕ 发表于 2006-9-28 23:17:00

什么？？？？？？<br/>这号可没结过婚

跳跃的灵魂 发表于 2006-9-28 23:19:00

<p>哦~~那最好了……</p><p>哇，我们都是第一次哈！</p>

?｛詐丶ㄕ 发表于 2006-9-28 23:20:00

汗，，，，，，，

跳跃的灵魂 发表于 2006-9-28 23:26:00

LP国庆哪里潇洒？

?｛詐丶ㄕ 发表于 2006-9-28 23:30:00

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