深海之魂 发表于 2007-8-16 18:27:00

发个笑话，三只小猪，咔咔

<p>&nbsp;很好笑的，忽忽</p><p>http://podcache.cctv.com/published1/2007/01/07/pub1168140582208.mp3</p><p><font size="1"><font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">大家好</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我是猪</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">，我的名字叫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">，记住了吗？我的名字是：谁。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#993366">&nbsp;</font></span>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">；大家好，我是猪</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">，我的名字叫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">哪儿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">，对，就叫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">哪儿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1"><font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">C</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">：大家好，我是猪</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">C</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">啦，我的名字很酷，叫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#993366">&nbsp;</font></span>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">王：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">OK</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">，那么闻风在童话剧中当然出演老狼，我当然还是那个讲故事的人。都准备</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1"><font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">好了吗？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#993366">&nbsp;</font></span>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">大家：准备好了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#993366">&nbsp;</font></span>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">王：童话剧《大灰狼和三只小猪的故事》马上开始！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">一天，一只狼要吃三只小</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">猪，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">两只小猪在门口，一只在屋顶</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">. </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#993366">&nbsp;</font></span>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼：你是谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你说对了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A:"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">在屋顶上</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> :</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我是说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你的名字是什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?"</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">，什么在屋顶上</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">王：狼问不出结果，于是问小猪</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼：你是谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我不是谁，他是谁。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你认识他</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">他是谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">是的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">什么在屋顶上</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">哪儿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">? </font></span></font></font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B : </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">那是我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">他是谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我哪儿知道</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你找谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">他在屋顶</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">哪儿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B : </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">是我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1">&nbsp;<font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我不是谁，他是谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">! </font></span></font></font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你怎么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">@##$$%%%……</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">怎么是我爸爸！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font></span>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">什么是你爸爸</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">不，他在屋顶</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">哪儿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">是我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼：我受不了了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">！！啊！为什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">三猪齐答</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你认识我爷爷</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">爷爷是为什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">! </font></span></font></font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">为什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">是！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">是什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">不，为什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">那是我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼；你是谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><font size="1">&nbsp;<font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">；那是我！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">什么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <font color="#993366"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">B</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">；他在屋顶上</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font>
                </font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span><font size="1"><font color="#993366">&nbsp;</font>
                        <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><font color="#993366">王：狼和三只猪说着，一直说着，后来，三只猪饿死了，狼自杀了。</font></span></font></p>
[此贴子已经被作者于2007-8-16 18:36:18编辑过]

深海之魂 发表于 2007-8-16 19:18:00

好多年前从广播里听到的，忽忽

小阿水 发表于 2007-8-16 19:44:00

刘建明 发表于 2007-8-16 21:22:00

这么有趣，为啥木人顶，难道不好笑么？

一尾鱼 发表于 2007-8-17 13:56:00

看到你们就好笑了，还要看文字吗，幽默在于本身

B小调雨后 发表于 2007-8-17 13:58:00

<p>哈好傻丫~</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

沙沙ashlee 发表于 2007-8-17 15:31:00

哈好复杂也！！~~~
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