CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
" }2 K2 J! j; t' D* t2 z) B2 U咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
  X* T/ ]3 v4 l7 ~, F. t怎么是你，怎么老是你？
/ \! A& ]- L5 U1 J03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
9 {/ R! t. n  n. L" A04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
3 N: n7 L7 p5 Z& z: L! S你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
- R& R# b* z& @% ^08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
( m  J. P: @* o/ [) f09．WATCH SISTER
0 G  U2 D- [3 m, \- W& b1 M表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
2 Q3 @9 Z! F% }# z  l9 }龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
9 X, s1 c9 F* O5 }  \: M* G8 b12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
4 A7 O8 L7 Q; B车祸现场描述
2 F( \- P& H7 A, r6 g$ h13．heart flower angry open
4 F+ b+ t: Y, D1 m( b心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
4 e& \% M3 L9 I) k8 L  a走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
7 ?4 M; q6 ^0 M6 a. V老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
. w1 h# G/ ^( k! d6 V9 N& G/ r/ O老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
* g# T6 |6 g' u要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
3 }: J! A. c5 z6 E% l/ t* n18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
9 o3 ]" e8 W& K20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
! ?8 L$ v& j) Y6 h2 v- |21. no three no four
" \7 V9 w' N! F* M0 [不三不四
22. seven up eight down
) W7 j( ^# I* f+ e1 p! f% w3 Q七上八下

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