Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

9 P& t. F( Q/ l" [7 N2 R# r2 HMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.

# r$ b$ A) n4 K- `+ \5 q# ^2 H8 GQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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; n) Q; K9 Q4 l) B$ w+ hQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
! ]$ a  T) p* @! V1 p, lMs Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

4 r" v2 b+ K# |# M3 k+ xApplause! Applause!)
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- L' Z6 E4 B) ^; u7 k2 [Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
1 N) |$ A+ s! P$ g4 A+ o/ I7 oMs Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
, h! U2 F, |- PQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
% S, H0 [! R& ^  {(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
9 @! P9 w4 s5 U( Y( n# I7 d# I0 LMs Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
6 n/ Z7 b1 G( [4 z& RQuestion: How can you say so?
' R7 `5 {+ I5 qMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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! c1 J$ x* G6 a# e2 q+ i0 V- |Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
0 h( G' L( w( q5 X" }/ yQuestion: How can you say so?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
" ?; X* Q" x9 W$ l1 LMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
! Y: @8 t4 I5 w  C% ?/ p/ }0 W% Hcar.

# t1 ?! v6 Q1 }$ e# D3 iQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


) [, E. J% v* g5 z: _4 E' mQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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& S) ^3 i; Y3 P9 L+ J# C* Z0 GQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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show is over.

5 S! y& m$ {8 V( W" @Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
- a. L  g4 K! I/ hMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

Question: How can you say so?
8 M( D! P. H8 Y3 R/ `) K" i+ KMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
1 f# ~3 s+ F+ h+ p5 ]你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~