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提早大抢购
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+ Y0 b1 Q0 y2 ?& n0 }0 x有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：

9 z! w4 W9 F* J8 y& P‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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7 O' w3 j$ W0 h太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！

% f* P8 g; v# v可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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; o+ L8 k  u0 o( T* R; t- n( @% h他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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Early Big Shopping
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* i5 `1 ~) M7 w' _0 TAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went

shopping too early during the New Year."

8 s3 \, d- `0 dThe judge said, "This is not a crime!

. {/ u  p. M5 z: J  w, ZIs there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"
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* o" c: H- b) C6 m6 M& I1 rHe answered, "The shop was not yet
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open for business,

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