人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life


    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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. O' @$ v: h: h( e; E& Z    性本善：Sex is good.
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  F) O& }# t2 G# E    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.

    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

9 f& c: \* l8 v5 ?) n    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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    教之道：The way of learning it
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3 B6 w% ?3 X  [; \+ C# M2 v    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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# y! w/ o! t1 {7 d( S    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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* d: f' {" g& p; w/ E4 {6 O3 C    子不学：If you don't study hard,
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    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

) J+ y3 H, P4 \6 k% p3 {& B' p+ E    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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7 j# p7 V1 P& u9 g2 S3 }    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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    教五子 All his five son took it

    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

- y5 f- ?/ ^' l* O! q, w, J    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

    父之过 It is all your fault.
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  g) i* ~/ q+ ^" c! @    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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% m3 m0 ^5 z  `; m4 f, {    子不学 You may refuse to study this

    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

4 @! ?- f6 T3 p    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

1 J: O# v  |& o9 h5 k4 K% C2 r    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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; _( H' k7 {; Y2 {: c6 d. j    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。