Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....' c0 v1 F/ L1 w, q
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile/ R% G' g+ b" X# e7 C7 m5 N: ?/ n( }0 R* c
deltas.
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1 T Z M) T$ C5 N Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....2 ~8 b9 r8 G4 @- n2 f/ i! S/ r4 y5 E
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed9 }& X/ A9 f5 o+ J
investors.4 y# x: N( P! l
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...( d$ w& y* Z, x4 Z3 a
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.7 i8 y1 e# I( o1 L, ~1 }: O
/ c' s6 f/ m$ |1 ~: ` Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
C. z/ m# L! v) y! w, q Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer
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- H1 C! p8 `+ Z6 ?* F) h Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
- g" }: e8 w2 E S) o Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
: S* @* ]! p; p* k reconstruction.
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
# ?6 ^* @, O, W, j Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps/ p: g7 r( u" ?/ R0 T- k5 V
people away.
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....& W3 E' r0 B- s. O( |6 o5 ?
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a0 S* ?6 |! r; g
future.
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .- |+ E/ K& `0 X* g0 k7 A
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN" A/ [! |5 v7 G- x1 q% q
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq........ x& M* F9 P2 e$ n
Ruled by a dick: }; [6 @, \" J8 E) f2 ]% W
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